Once upon a time there was a magical place called the internet. In this wonderful world full of false information, twilight spoofs, Justin Bieber fans, and Taylor Lautner Facebook groups, there was this beautiful little place called blogger. One day, in came an amazingly awesome person (me), who was interested in posting rants about their day to day life.... ahem.... ahem..... notice the title on this post.... once upon a time right? ya. Thats how cool I've become. posting once a month. So now today, I present you you an freakishly awesome post. I am prepared with Mango Juice, (already gone) techno-ifyed classical music, and a very big desire to post to the people of the internet (as described above).
Now, I could address the topics above (all of which I semi dislike, with the exception of Taylor. He is the only reason to keep watching Twilight) but I have far more important things to write upon.
ITEM NUMBER ONE!!!
Jane Eyre. Have you ever read it? Well let me sum it up for you. Cry cry cry,... cry cry.... little happy..... dash every dream i ever had....... die die die.... fire fire fire..... tear tear tear... depression, depression depression...and thats about it.
ITEM NUMBER TWO!!!
Have you ever in your life seen a dancing cow? Well let me tell you all about them. If you ever meet one, be sure to give them food, and money, and presents. They really do appreciate it, and it is for a good cause. You see, I just happened to play the magnificent part of the head of a cow in our school's most resent production. All proceeds go to the people inside the cow costumes, who are the most awesome people you will ever meet.
ITEM NUMBER THREE!!!
When buying a new phone, and you must choose between two that you really like, the deciding factor should always be the games. If you are lucky enough to have a phone with unlimited games, the deciding factor is then delegated to the number of techno ringtones.
ITEM NUMBER FOUR!!!
The Lion King is the greatest Disney movie ever made. I don't care what anyone says. Snow white is too fake, Cinderella is okay, but nothing will ever amount to the awesomeness of Lion King. Everyone has a Timon in their life, or should have one.
ITEM NUMBER FIVE!!!
So now i have a story. It is the tragic tale of a very sad fish. Once there was a very small fish, who was the smallest and cheapest in all of the pet store. The only thing he knew all his life (2 days) was the lonely tank in which he stared out all day, waiting for someone to pick him, instead of the other, better looking, bigger and faster fish. So the day finally arrived when he was picked. The people who picked him didn't take very good care of him. He felt like a joke. They named him an outrageous name, and left him in a locker. The next day, the small sad fish died. Moral of the story, don't be a small sad fish. And if you are, demand steroids from the people who feed you. The end.
Those are the absolute most important things that should take over your life right now. HOWEVER. Jane Eyre shouldn't be taking over your life, because i summed it up for you right there. Oh and P.S., I found something awesome; and their name is E. S. Posthumus. And.... they kinda rock. I shall post about them at a later date.
