Christmas and ninja penguins.

Well as a professional lazy person, I must make an excuse for not posting for about two weeks. This time, my excuse will be that I had a mild form of mad cow, given to me by the penguin ninjas of the south pole. I just happened to be walking down there two Mondays ago, when this giant penguin wearing a Aztec outfit jumped out of nowhere and attempted to eat me. I battled him off with my super ultra pirate sward that I carry with me at all times. He of course was a ninja, and seeing that I was actually secretly a pirate, ran away screaming (as all ninjas should when they see pirates), and as he was running begged me not to invade his country of penguins. I agreed, on one condition (because I was very mad that he had attempted to eat me). My condition was that he would run around in circles chanting "pirates are the very best! pirates are the very best!" and only when I was gone could he stop. So out of my pure enjoyment, I stayed for two weeks, eating chocolate from Switzerland, and getting a massage. After all this, I gave the ninja penguin a peace offering, my pirate sward. (I could afford to do this because I am a pirate, and therefore have the power to make swards out of thin air) He was very happy, and they now have a museum dedicated to me in their country. And so you see, for the past two weeks, I have been quite busy. 

      While I was out, I took a few pictures I would like to share with you, kinda because I think their awesome.

 This first picture doesn't have anything to do with anything, its just a picture I took of some steamed milk bubbles, and I thought it looked cool.

Merry Christmas!

 

YOU my friend, are awesome.

Well not only is this an awesomely taken picture (if I do say so myself), but it greatly introduces my topic today. Today is completely dedicated to the awesome people of the world. I am going to pay tribute to all you overlooked amazing humans that make this planet spin. We ARE better than Chuck Norris, and we ARE the reason the solar system stays in line... or something like that. Today, I solute you, whom ever you are, and may your awesomeness one day do the world good.

    So basically, in this particular picture, we have someone who can actually pull off leather shaps. Really? there is only a number of people who can do that in the world. 

Then you have the people who make stuff like this. Really? I would pay big money to learn how to do that. And i would still fail. All those people out there who are in the art of the glass blowing, hail to thee. You can come home from work with one of these, and say hey, that would make a nice center piece. Or hey, I forgot it's my mom's birthday tomorrow. Woop-die-doo! I have an amazing present that will top anything my mother-in-law gets her. (or anyone in the world for that matter) 

and then you have the people who make things like this. "Oh I think I'll paint a picture on a random side of a building today." .... Ya some of us draw pictures of robots on the sides of our homework and are satisfied. Not saying that we aren't awesome, but these people... are kind of.... at a higher point in life.

Now those are some bigger things, but really, even if you are particularly good at eating string cheese, folding paper into outrageous shapes, or anything really at all. Master your awesomeness. Make it full of dramatic flips, fire, and whatever you feel like really. And then, the world will see who is really awesome. (and that would be you)