Friday, May 27, 2011

posting spreeeee #4

This. is aMERican idol. dana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana AAAWWWWAAAAAAHHH nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana AAAWWWWAAAAAAHHH........  it goes something like that.
any who. Now I shall speak of this seasons American Idol. personally, and no offence to his highness, but i think American Idol did perfectly fine with out the Mr. Simon Cowell, and maybe... if I don't get shot for saying this... it might have done even better.
Don't get me wrong, I miss him dearly, but I think... Mr. Tyler has done the show some good. P.S. his performance on the finale was awesome. really. I also love his wardrobe dearly. The variety of talent this year was insane. Casey for instance, was.... well you cant really describe a bass playing, growling, jazzy, hilarious teddy bear of awesomeness in one sentence... oh wait. I just did. He was one of my favorites. I was very happy with the top two though. Lauren and Scotty.... oh dear. They say they are dating... and then they say just kidding, and then they say oh no we're not dating, and then.... well. I'll just state my opinion. They are going to have a ITR (Idol Tour Romance) and they know it. It would also just make my day if they just made it official. So I guess we'll see. but really.... come on. The finale said it all. In the words of The Count of Monte Cristo, "All human intelligence can be summed up in two words: wait and hope."

Posting spreeeee #3

Now that thats over with, I'm going to post about awesome things. Such as German music, Pirates four, and above all... American Idol.
So once upon a time I took three years of German. I wanted to further my German education, but because my high school didn't offer it (mainly because the teacher quit, plus the funds went down), I couldn't do that. So because I miss it dearly, I decided to try and get back in the groove. I got out all my old notes and started to listen to some music (listening to music is my favorite way of re-learning it). On this little German spree I was taking, I re-discovered Xavier Naidoo.... and also how much I miss his music. I also noticed the quality of the lyrics, and wondered if it was just because it was in a different language and it sounded better, or because it was truly more thought out than American lyrics, but either way, it was just a lot better. Now i'm not saying all American lyrics are bad. I'm just saying... there are better things out there.

Next. Pirates 4.
Awesome. truly awesome. Favorite part? When Jack is sitting on the cannon and pulls out a bottle of who knows what and says... hola. It made my day. My other favorite part involved a chandelier and an odd looking cream puff.  If you've seen it, you know what I'm talking about. Really though, one of the best. The whole Voodoo doll twist was great as well. on a scale of one too awesome, I'd give it a penguin. which is a lot higher than march of the penguins, but still not as high as the first pirates.

umm... I'm going to give American Idol its own post.

posting spreeeee #2

Don't read this if you are about to eat, eating, or have finished eating recently.
I helped plant a garden.
That alone should scare you.
Actually it shouldn't because planting a garden can be very fun. especially when there are worms EVERYWHERE. Why is it that such a very ugly bug is responsible for making dirt better? if you think about it, all your planting your garden in is worm poop.... and other stuff. but really? I understand that it provides great nutrition for the plants and blah blah blah but think about it. All the food you eat, came from a seed and... worm poop. Not just that, but other kinds of poop to. Dirt is just one big poop pile... hole.... fest..... thing. Not to mention all the things that have died in that dirt. Don't even get me started on that. Poop poop poop poop poop. And while we're on the subject of disgusting things, did you know that when flies land on your food they throw up, and then they eat their puke and they fly away? Did you also know that there are bugs in your chocolate? ya. Its all OK though. we've been eating out of this poop-puke-dead-bug stuff for years. Nothing new. Just something to think about next time you eat a salad... or your candy bar. pay extra special attention to the crunch in your Crunch.

update spreeeeeee!!!

SOOOO because so many people were bugging me about updating my blog, and why i didn't blog about this and this and this and that and this and that other thing and this and the list goes on and on and on and on and on...... I am going to blog about everything that I have done and or that has affected me since the pre-royal wedding post which includes the post wedding. So here I begin the post wedding post.

So my plans went a little better than I expected the day of the wedding. I was planning to wake up at 2:00 so i could watch the whole thing live, but I ended up waking up late (late being 4:00 a.m.). So I jumped in my formal wear (because you cant just attend or participate in a wedding with out the proper attire) and turned on the TV just as Kate was walking down the isle. I thought it was a fantastic wedding. Yes, the kisses on the balcony were a little lame.
I went to school against my will, but as soon as I came back, I watched the part I had missed when I woke up late. I was once again in my formal attire, but this time i had tea with jam and bread... and it wasn't  four in the morning... So then i get this wonderful call from my friend asking if i wanted to watch the royal wedding with them.. of course said yes. So yet again, I see the wedding. I have now seen it three times. When I get home, I had to watch the remaining three hours of this program. in that segment, they showed the wedding recaps at least twice. So, by the end of the day, I had witnessed the wedding five times. When i tell people this, they look at me in a very strange way. HIGHLIGHT: Princess Beatrice's hat? I get the feeling it was chosen out very late at night... or while some persons were not the most sober they could be. .... but yes. That was the royal wedding for me.

FINALS.

So first things first. The world in fact did not end last Saturday. Good thing two, because if it had, I would have died with out seeing PIRATES 4! which was awesome by the way... not as good as the first one, but better than the middle two. (which has already been said by a million or so people, so this shouldn't be news) Back to the end of the world. So at approx. 4:00 where was I? I was washing the dishes. yup. my final seconds in this life could have been spent scrubbing hardened cheese off of plates. ya. not the most dramatic thing in the world. I would have preferred to be sailing some ship made out of ice cream battling a fierce ninja with my light saber while sailing into the sunset (because everyone knows that the sun sets at 4:00), and pondering what would happen to my dog while I was gone (if I had a dog) and taking sips of cool aid. That would be the ideal. So I'm just going to say I was doing that if anyone asks me.

Next item of business. I had finals today. Now the term FINALS is usually associated with hours of study, all nighters, horror stories, and in some cases, being late for class, not having had breakfast, and having an ace bandage around your foot. My finals day would be associated with the last of these associations.  Yes, I was late for class. Yes, I did not have breakfast (unless you include my Klondike bar after the final). and yes, my ankle/ foot is busted. speed walking to class? not fun. HOWEVER. all of my finals went well. and as a highlight of the day, I did get 96% on my history final. I kinda feel like a ninja. And so should you. Because YOU are awesome. and probably a good person.