Stop what your doing. Everyone, seriously stop. Your world is about to change.
Everything you thought you knew about your life is wrong.
1. my room is clean.
2. I got 100% on a grammar test. (results probably wont show up here)
3. I love my A.P. novel.
4. they discovered a diamond planet three times the size of earth.
5. I watched Doctor Who and no one looked down at me like I was a super nerd.
6. My house was humid and warm today; like heaven except for the lack of Italian food.
7. I did my laundry.
8. there is no such thing as magic.
9. Chillingworth is Luke's father.
10. It snowed yesterday.
11. Some kinds of tomatoes grow bigger than my face.
12. There is a voodoo doll on the desk next to me.
All of the above are facts except for 9... that was just a theory. 8 is just a lie. anyone who knows anything knows that. And as a last thought:
13. It was Professor Plum in the library with the electric tooth brush.
