"Always waste time when you don't have any; time is not the boss of you." - The Doctor.
Yes I just quoted Doctor Who. It's a wonderful television show. It also is a wonderful television show that I have now converted roughly seven people to, and I feel pretty good about that. I also feel pretty good about the dinosaurs on top of our television screen and the beach balls that are used as decor for our living room, not to mention the 'Have you hugged your minion today?' poster in the corner. Yes ladies and gentlemen, I am officially in college, and I am loving it.
College is this magical place where people go to get more knowledge. Let me review with you some things that I have learned:
- Flowers look better when stuck in the center of the paper towel roll.
- It is best to plant flowers in pots labeled : POPCORN.
- There is no such thing as too many spatulas, especially guitar shaped ones.
- It is best to do your drafting homework while watching Harry Potter, Disney, or Doctor Who.
- Fish funerals are very respectable.
- There is no I in dishes. Oh wait.
- They invented bubbles/bubble wands specifically for blowing them off balconies.
- Sofa's are basically Myth Busters approved black holes.
- The garbage chute room leads directly to Diagon Alley.
- last but not least, Ariel doesn't have any toenails.
I am also slowly but surely learning how to cook. I mean yes, I can follow directions on a box or recipe, but I am learning how to cook without those... mastering the art of making things look and taste good without using a recipe, and without giving anyone deathly illnesses... and just you wait.
Well, I am now looking up at what I titled this post, and I am now realizing that I haven't addressed chocolate, so here we go.
Chocolate
428 N Loveandhappiness St.
Pantry City, Candy Land 23508
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I promise I have a life.