Thursday, January 7, 2016

Very Small Announcment

Hello! It's a new year and that's the only reason I can think of to justify giving my blog a face lift... to be honest I thought it was a little hard to read before. So happy New Year and please feed the fish.:)

This post is EXTREMELY important.

Ladies and gentlemen, I have made a ground breaking discovery that will change all of our lives. While in the course of my life today as I contemplated the mysteries of the universe, an idea popped into my head that I have tested, and created a solid scientific theory. Any theory you have previously believed in (like gravity or physics or whatever) in fact does not contain a fraction of the truth one comes to realize once he or she contemplates this new theory. Here it is:

A Pinterest profile can be made for any Disney character by using his, her, or its theme song.

Too much all at once? Keep your heads on. Let me explain through some examples:

Take Belle here. Her theme song? Belle. Her Pinterest boards in order:
"The baker with his tray" (food board)
"Poor provincial town" (Hipster photography of secluded getaways)
"Good day" (Positive and common quotes that look rare and new due to carefully selected fonts)
"How is your wife?" (Wedding board, obviously)
"THAT'S TOO EXPENSIVE" (Designer cloths, handbags, accessories etc.)
"She really is a funny girl" (Humerus memes, gifs, cat photos,  etc.)
"Nose stuck in a book" (Board for books, quotes about/in books, and nerdy tumblr posts)

Do you understand what I mean? Take a minute to soak in the value added to your life.

Image result for SimbaLets move on to Simba, Theme song? Just can't wait to be king.
"Quite so little hair" (hair board, obviously. mostly every variation of the waterfall braid ever)
"Do this" (DIY board, obviously)
"Be there" (Travel board, OBVIOUSLY)
"Heart to heart" ( Inspiring quotes, about self discovery)
"Advice from little hornbills" (More inspiring quotes about discipline, mostly about healthy living)
"Out of wing" (An overly thought out board name for a board of off the grid clothing styles)
"Everybody look right" (Some idealistic fashion board of other lions he finds attractive)
"King Simba's finest fling" (A secret board with ideas on what he wants in his royal king cave)

Image result for snow whiteSnow white. what theme song fits her more than "Some Day My Prince Will Come?"
"Some day I'll find my love" (Attractive men board)
"He'll whisper" (John Green and or Nicolas Sparks books quotes)
"Steal a kiss or two" (Engagement photo idea board)
"Though he's far away" (Travel board, mostly Europe where most of the attractive men are)
"When my dreams come true" (Her ultimate wedding board)
Image result for AladdinWe All know Aladdin is the photography enthusiast. Embrace it. His song is A Whole New World.
"Show you the world" (Travel board of exotic nature sites)
"Shining, shimmering, Splendid" (Sunrise/ sunset photography with or without inspirational quotes)
"Let your heart decide" (The quotes of inspiration, something tells me mostly in typewriter font)
"Where to go" (Again, another travel photography board, this time cities)
"Way up here" (High mountain panoramic shots he uploads himself from his carpet)
"Unbelievable sights" (Off the  grid photography destinations)
Last one: Hercules: I can go the Distance... We all know this person.
"Far off place" (travel board... always the travel board)
"Go the distance" (Running trails)
"Every mile will be worth my while" (Work out motivation quotes with before and after photos of two COMPLETELY different people but I wont rant about that here just saying...)
"Somehow I'll be strong" (Board for those two week rock hard ab workouts or three week diets that don't work)
"On my way" (Yet more quotes about being fit because obviously the more Pinterest quotes you have about being healthy the healthier you get!!!)

Do you see how incredible this is? This will literally change the course of human history. Feel free to try it yourself and let me know how it goes or what you come up with. If you can disprove my theory, also inform me (although I am almost 100000% sure you can't). Sure, this is classic Disney, but I'm certain if you ventured into the more recent movies you would find a treasure trove of Pinterest boards.

Have a wonderful day.:)