wow. fail. and plan to not fail as much.

I cant even remember how many times I thought about posting, and then obviously didn't. Not gonna lie, I don't think this whole everyday thing is working out too well. So here's whats going down.

every weekend, there will be a post. It will be a weekly report of... the week. odd things that happen, things that cross my mind, and more cool stuff, because right now, the whole I say I'm gonna write every day, and then I write two weeks later thing is kinda getting old. So from now on, there will be no excuses. And who knows. Maybe some day, my life will be so beautifully awesome I can write every day. But you know. Whatever. :)

P.S. Don't get too excited just yet, but come next year, I might have a book I've been writing finished. More of that later. just letting you know, because it might pop up in posts.

......:)

So no excuse this time. I could go on and on about endless homework, but really, I dont have an excuse for missing and entire week. I just didn't do it. Plus, I cant even remember what happened this week. So I'm just going to start with da movies on Saturdays.

So last night I had the opportunity to watch a very cheesy movie. Like Swiss Cheesy. That doesn't mean I didn't like it though... staring Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth, it's the Last Song.

Now, I thought it was just going to be another cheese love story, and yes it was for the most part, but man. If you haven't read the book, (which I never did) your totally not expecting it to be sad. And it was really sad. The ending is happy, but the part before that? Super sad. I'm just trying to warn you if you haven't seen it yet.

Over all, it is really a good movie. Kinda cheese ball in some parts, but generally a good movie. It falls into the sad-feel good-funny-cheesy love story category. But just in case, bring a box of tissues. jeez.

Sigh. Internet problems.

So I'm really going to stretch it today. this is going to be a combination of Misc. , Movie, and rant. You see, Misc. Sunday is going to be a rant about the internet that could potentially be turned into a drama some day. (Wow. thats cool.)

So a while ago... twenty something years ago, the internet was made. For all good intentions, this world wide web was created (probably by some super smart Asian). The internet is great. I use it daily; except for when it crashes. Now, I understand that I don't know a whole lot about this subject. But I do understand that its annoying beyond reason, and happens just because you have a huge research paper due the next day. If not that, it's exactly when you were watching your favorite TV show on hulu.com, and it crashes right before the end of the finally. Really? Can the internet people not find anything better to do that ruin my life? I swear. And we've all that that time when your hanging out with your friends you haven't seen in a million years, and the only thing you can think of to do is go on Facebook and look other people you don't remember. But the internet crashed... so you sit there awkwardly, drinking your lemonade, exchanging stories that neither of you remember. And then they remember they have a 'dentist appointment', and you don't realize that they live 1000 away, (therefore not having an appointment anywhere near where you are) until after they leave.

Or maybe we should just not get into those situations.

Either way, the internet crashing part is just a pain. But I guess all good things come to an end.

Really? I haven't posted since Monday?

Well the truth is, nothing... zero anything... was watched by me on Tuesday. Wednesday, I was quite sickly, so I barely ate anything (not to mention forgot completely about posting), and Thursday, I was a little mad at the world, so there were no awesome people. However today? all of the above happened. so here we go!

So just so you know, charlieissocoollike bungee jumped.... and got a world record... I'm so proud of him. And apparently I've never talked about The Fuplers? really? Alright. Assignment. Look up The Fuplers on YouTube. Watch them. Please try not to laugh too hard. It can be fatal. If you already knew about them, Just so you know, Episode # 10 is coming next week... and I am super excited.

Food... Well today, I went to this restaurant called Rubio's. I thought is was just a ripoff  of Cafe Rio, but no. It is a beautiful beautiful place. If you happen to pass one on your life's journey, go inside. Eat some fish tacos... or some shrimp burritos. I don't normally like those kinds of places, but this place is legit. ... and they have cool cups...but you'll just have to find out why!!

Awesome people? Well, the first one is actually awesome, but the next two are "AWESOME". I cant make that any more sarcastic.

Person 1: Today we had a grueling test that took the entire class period. I had been stressing about it for about two weeks. After I finished, I triumphantly put it in the pile of done tests. This kid in my class starts clapping for me. Glad someone recognizes my defeat of that bad boy.
Person 2: So I saw my friend in the hall today. We were about to pound fists, but before we could, this awesome person throws her hands up and walks through us. She could have joined in the pound, I wouldn't have cared. But no. Someone was being a stinker!
Person 3: I was in the locker room at my local gym this morning, and I put some stuff in a locker for the day while i was at school, planning on coming back. I didn't lock it, because it was nothing worth stealing. When I come back, the locker I put the stuff in is locked. Someone moved my stuff from that locker, (there were tons of other open lockers right by it) and placed it in 2 other lockers. I had to find them. Really? Don't do that.

Well this post is getting really long, so I'm going to do today in another one.

Music Monday: Coldplay

I guess I never really was into the whole American music thing. I mean, I love the Killers, Weezer, and thats about it. But you get into the more British rock side of things, and it's just.... better. You get bands Like The Beatles, Muse, and our stars of the day, Coldplay.

I just happened to be listening to some Coldplay on my Pandora, and I thought to myself, "Self, this is a pretty darn awesome band." and myself replied, "Yes. Yes it is." (Because yes I do have entire conversations with myself)

There is really nothing to compare them to, because they really are their own thing. They have their own lyrics, (not the same ones that have been used for the past forever) and they are just original. Their songs are deep. Deeper than under-water watches. It's that good. And you know, if your looking for good chill music that isn't rap  makes you feel good, go Coldplay. Really. Do.

P.S., if you don't already have a Pandora account, get one. It's a good idea. Really.

Misc. Sunday

Today, I don't feel so good, so I am going to keep it short.

Alright. So you know how in English they have you learn stuff like prepositional phrases and clauses? Have you ever wondered why you have to learn those? If you think deeper, you cant think of a reason why. No really. You cant.

All the time in math kids will ask, "Why do we have to know this?" and the usual response is, "Because if you become a blah blah you'll need it." Thats all fine and good. Now think of grammar things like prepositions and stuff. Why do we have to learn those? The only answer I got was it was on the SAT/ACT. What job requires knowledge of those things? Who even came up with them? Truly I cannot find an answer.

Why are these things even on a test? No one reads the paper and says, "Oh that clause is wrong." No. No one does that. Why do we have them anyway? Great mystery that one. It's just one of those stupid things that you look at and go... really? really?

Movie Saturday

GOONIES!!!!
 I'm not even going try to hide the wonderful movie I watched. Goonies is pretty much all you need in life....  when everyone ditched you and you have the house to yourself I mean. Seriously. I was going to die.

So, I've heard a lot of people bash on the Goonies. They go on and on about how they haven't seen it, but they bet its not that great. But if you've seen it, you know why this is false. I mean, it's no Inception, but if your looking for a good funny pirate movie, go Goonies. Pirates of the Caribbean is cool and all, but they can get super serious. Really? It's up there with Sandlot; and there are few movies at that level of greatness. You need to have a balance of humor, suspense, cheesy parts, and love. The great scale of a good movie has many requirements to it.

I don't know what your requirements are for a good movie, but Goonies just does it for me. If you haven't seen it, and are one of those losers who thinks its over rated, watch it. If you still think that, well...............

Ranting Friday. :)

So in todays rant, I have a point to make: Why pirates are better than ninjas.

If you are a ninja, you are sneaky. you act like an over-sized black cat with a sward. You go around beating people up, and doing par core.  You hide your face. You hide everything. Really? be proud of what you can do! Don't try and hide it! Jeez. But as everyone knows, if ninjas were to be blunt, out there, and awesome, they just wouldn't be ninjas. But yes, they would be some kind of pirate.

As a pirate, there is no hiding anything but your loot. They don't try to hide who they are! They know what they are capable of, they don't play by the rules, and they get what they want. they don't care if you know that they're  pirates. They say, "Hey, I'm here, I'm going to steal your stuff, and if you want it back, come fight me for it." they aren't going to try to hide the fact that they are going to take your stuff. Plus, they have WAY cooler outfits.

If you are awesome, and capable of awesome things, why hide it? Why would you want to be a ninja? I'm just saying, they bug me. and their little matching black jump suits, masks and slippers aren't cool. I'm sorry. They just aren't. If you need to pick a side to be on, choose Pirates. Honestly. dumb ninjas.