Food Wednesday.

The two worst foods for elegant eating EVER : spaghetti, and salad.

I mean really, they are truly wonderful foods, but have you ever been at a really nice restaurant, and you have gotten sauce or dressing ALL OVER your face? Or your on some date trying to impress them, and you look like the scarecrow with noodles hanging out of your mouth? And the best is trying to get it all in your mouth if you know what I mean. You try sucking the noodles up, and when that doesn't work, you try using your fork. When THAT doesn't work, you use your hands, and by this time, you have gotten every dirty look from every snotty person in the building. Honestly? is there a correct way to eat spaghetti? Because I cant do it!

Salads are bad too. Like when you get that one extra big piece that you have avoided for the entire time you've been eating? You try to fold it all on your fork, but its too thin to get, so you have to awkwardly shove it in? Yeah. Problems my friends. Don't even get me started on plastic ware....
 You know what? I'm going to invent special forks especially designed for these items. The salad one will require extra extra sharpness, and the spaghetti will have built in choppers to chop the extra noodle off. Gazillion dollar idea right there. Your welcome.