Sunday, September 12, 2010

School Thursday

Good evening. For the topic of school, I would like to point out a difficult aspect of it. That is, staying awake. Now, you may not have a problem with this. You might embrace your lethargic-ness and sleep on. But for those of us who find staying a wake a challenge with the monotone teacher or the overly warm classroom, it truly is the song that never ends.

Now over the years of my sleepiness,  I have found some solutions.

  1. Bring food. Unless your teacher specifically said not to (and even if they did, just sneak it), bring food. It works super awesomely. 
  2. Lift your legs. An old trick I learned for staying awake in meetings, is try to keep your feet of the ground. If your doing that, sleeping shouldn't be a problemo.
  3. If you are an extreme class sleeper and don't feel like fighting it, do something that was done in Pirates Of the Caribbean 2. Paint eyes on your eyelids. Your fooling your teacher into thinking your an excellent student.... lets just hope they don't call on you.

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