Ranting Friday. :)

So in todays rant, I have a point to make: Why pirates are better than ninjas.

If you are a ninja, you are sneaky. you act like an over-sized black cat with a sward. You go around beating people up, and doing par core.  You hide your face. You hide everything. Really? be proud of what you can do! Don't try and hide it! Jeez. But as everyone knows, if ninjas were to be blunt, out there, and awesome, they just wouldn't be ninjas. But yes, they would be some kind of pirate.

As a pirate, there is no hiding anything but your loot. They don't try to hide who they are! They know what they are capable of, they don't play by the rules, and they get what they want. they don't care if you know that they're  pirates. They say, "Hey, I'm here, I'm going to steal your stuff, and if you want it back, come fight me for it." they aren't going to try to hide the fact that they are going to take your stuff. Plus, they have WAY cooler outfits.

If you are awesome, and capable of awesome things, why hide it? Why would you want to be a ninja? I'm just saying, they bug me. and their little matching black jump suits, masks and slippers aren't cool. I'm sorry. They just aren't. If you need to pick a side to be on, choose Pirates. Honestly. dumb ninjas.