Well as a professional lazy person, I must make an excuse for not posting for about two weeks. This time, my excuse will be that I had a mild form of mad cow, given to me by the penguin ninjas of the south pole. I just happened to be walking down there two Mondays ago, when this giant penguin wearing a Aztec outfit jumped out of nowhere and attempted to eat me. I battled him off with my super ultra pirate sward that I carry with me at all times. He of course was a ninja, and seeing that I was actually secretly a pirate, ran away screaming (as all ninjas should when they see pirates), and as he was running begged me not to invade his country of penguins. I agreed, on one condition (because I was very mad that he had attempted to eat me). My condition was that he would run around in circles chanting "pirates are the very best! pirates are the very best!" and only when I was gone could he stop. So out of my pure enjoyment, I stayed for two weeks, eating chocolate from Switzerland, and getting a massage. After all this, I gave the ninja penguin a peace offering, my pirate sward. (I could afford to do this because I am a pirate, and therefore have the power to make swards out of thin air) He was very happy, and they now have a museum dedicated to me in their country. And so you see, for the past two weeks, I have been quite busy.
While I was out, I took a few pictures I would like to share with you, kinda because I think their awesome.
This first picture doesn't have anything to do with anything, its just a picture I took of some steamed milk bubbles, and I thought it looked cool.
Merry Christmas!
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