Friday, May 27, 2011

posting spreeeee #2

Don't read this if you are about to eat, eating, or have finished eating recently.
I helped plant a garden.
That alone should scare you.
Actually it shouldn't because planting a garden can be very fun. especially when there are worms EVERYWHERE. Why is it that such a very ugly bug is responsible for making dirt better? if you think about it, all your planting your garden in is worm poop.... and other stuff. but really? I understand that it provides great nutrition for the plants and blah blah blah but think about it. All the food you eat, came from a seed and... worm poop. Not just that, but other kinds of poop to. Dirt is just one big poop pile... hole.... fest..... thing. Not to mention all the things that have died in that dirt. Don't even get me started on that. Poop poop poop poop poop. And while we're on the subject of disgusting things, did you know that when flies land on your food they throw up, and then they eat their puke and they fly away? Did you also know that there are bugs in your chocolate? ya. Its all OK though. we've been eating out of this poop-puke-dead-bug stuff for years. Nothing new. Just something to think about next time you eat a salad... or your candy bar. pay extra special attention to the crunch in your Crunch.

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