Chocolate Milk.

Guess what? School started. What does this mean? More, more, more, and more stinking rants. OOOOH yes. And as my official first rant of the school year, I shall rant about The new chocolate milk.

So among many surprises that came with the first day of school was in the lunch room. New chocolate milk. Now, when something changes in the school lunch menu it's bound to turn some heads, manly because it never happens, and partly because inside of every student is that hope they keep that some day something will magically change and the lunch will be better.

Except for this time, it went the other direction. The new milk I am sad to say is horrible. The old stuff was amazing compared to this stuff. It's almost... sour. Can chocolate milk be sour? Well, the new stuff proves it. It also proves that the school lunch system is trying to poison all of us. If certain political leaders don't have any school children to worry about, the national debt will be easier to take care of right? Oh. Oh yes. I see their  plan. I see it all. And it all starts with the chocolate milk.