Romans and Spiders.

Alright. So here's whats going down. I have exactly/approximately  2 weeks until I will find myself in a very far away place. This far away place is a land of chocolate, castles, the Romans, and the Pope. I'm planning on having some decent adventures there. I am also planning on not getting into trouble with the Romans, because looking back on the history of people who got into trouble with the Romans, they tend to not end well. I think that the best thing to do would be to blog about my adventures. I have found a very quick and easy way to take pictures and put them on my blog. So.... ya.

And while I'm here, I better tell you that my life was fulfilled yesterday. why you may ask? I went to Tiffany & Co. actually, I didn't go inside, but I did drool a little bit and wished the whole time that I had a black dress, a tiara, pearls, sunglasses, a paper cup, and a doughnut. I also wished I had a ring from a cracker Jack box so I could give it to the people there so they could engrave it. I wished a lot of things.

Now I'm starting to wish I had a bathtub couch and a cat named cat. so maybe its time to stop. Anyway, this will be the place I update people who care about my adventures in the far off land. Hopefully I wont get into trouble. If I do, I'll upload more photos behind bars. haha.
Random, but do you ever get the sense that a spider is crawling on the wall next to you, and every time you look it's not there, but you still look? and every time you do, you are fully prepared to ninja that little bugger to the deepest, darkest pit into the place where liars go with hairspray, windex, a knife, a shoe, a paper cup, rubber gloves, and a fly swatter? Goodness. If the nonexistent spider knows whats good for it, it will kindly run away now, so it can keep its miserable life that it doesn't even really have, and I can save my skills for a more worthy opponent.