Chips

Alrighty. so I have been gone for a while... I'm sorry.
So for the past two weeks I have been on vacation. it was pretty awesome... accept for the chips.
Now, when you get a bag of chips, you expect it to be pretty full, you know; at least enough chips to fill the bag minus some for packaging. However, over the years for some reason, chip baggers have decided to deny us all of our good ol' American love of potato chips in a waisted effort to get rid of the over weight crap, by skimping on the chip count in the chip bag. Now, they may deny this. they may say that there has always been the same amount of potato lovelies in the bag. I can prove this false.
FACT: on the fantastic occasion that I purchased a bag of chips, there were, i kid you not, 14 chips in the bag.I counted. 14. and half of them weren't even full sized.
Was I mad?
Of course i was. I don't care how fat our country is. The FABULOUS health care plan does not imply that potato chips are out! (although i wouldn't be surprised) No.
I have a dream... that all bags of chips are created with generous amounts of chips, and that all bags are equal! I have a dream! that this land is your land, and this land is my land, but this land is also the potato chips' land. Come on! Land of the free! Home of the POTATOES!!! four score and seven years ago, our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation... FULL OF POTATO CHIPS!!!

..... so i guess my point is that, potato chips are dying, and its our job to make sure that we fight for what we believe in: the great and noble chip.