Food Wednesday

So writing about food seems a little lame compared to what i wrote about in my last post, not going to lie. But, come on. It's food.

So, me personally, I LOVE FOOD. But more importantly, I love breakfast.

The art of breakfast is just that: an art. You see, breakfast done right is supposed to be a celebration in itself. Break- fast. You are breaking a fast. That is to say, you are celebrating eating again after a long and dreary night of no food. Seriously. When you put it that way, all hours between nite-nite and good morning are just plain depressing. I mean, that's why they invented the midnight snack: because some of us JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!

Now lately, McD's is saying that they are changing peoples lives with their breakfast. Now I'm sorry if you like McD's, but I'll tell you what changed my life. Super Size Me (a documentary about this guy who eats nothing but McD's for a month, it gave me night mares) changed my life. Since I watched that movie, I have been to McD's about 3 times since. I watched it three years ago.

Now don't worry, they are still going to take over the world. One day, well all wake up NOT to the smell of our mothers cooking bacon, but the smell of egg McMuffins McCooking on the McStove. And then we will get our McDictionary and look up other McWords to Mc. We will salute to the Ronald McDonald every McMorning.... and so on and so forth.