Now on this Glorious day, there are a few things to be happy about.
You know, the normal school's out, you go home, jump in your Snuggie, and watch all 8 hours of DVRed daytime television, cooking shows, and soaps you missed during the week. While your drinking your kool-aid, your best friend Bernardo from Norway (he really thinks he's from Narnia) calls you up to ask if you want to play some Halo and or World of Warcraft over at his place because he still lives with his parents and he's feeling a little lonely. You Make some excuse as why you cant make it, like, "I need to fluff my bedazzled powder blue shower cap." and he says that he understands in a very deep way, that just makes you question his mental status and I could go on and on and on.
But there is one thing about Friday... The dark side of Friday. The side that brings out the antisocial attitude in us. The mentality that this is my break. this is my weekend. I'm not going to spend it with you; you whom I see EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE.
No, tonight, its just me, myself, my non-existent life, and my string cheese. And there ain't nothin' you can do about it.
This has been an introduction to all other future Friday Posts. Kinda like a disclosure document to a class. But better.
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