So, if I were to ask what was the best cheesiest show ever, what would be the answer? Two words. American Idol.
Now I realize that it doesn't even start till January, but there is some important news that everyone in the entire world needs to know, regardless of whether they care or not. Simon is leaving.... and being replaced by Jenifer Lopez..... Whats wrong with this picture?
I'll tell you whats wrong.
First of all, where did this idea come from? When the producers sat down in there little conference room around a over-waxed, over-priced, oval shaped table (their coffee in matching white mugs on top of 'Beatles' coasters from Disney World), they needed to answer a question. Who could ever take Simon Cowell's place? The bigger question is, as they were all scraching their chinny chin chins, who raised their hand and said, "Sir, I think Jenifer Lopez would make a good replacement, Sir." And of course he responded, "Thats a super spectacular idea!!! I'm so enthused! call her up right now!!"
....???
Now, I know for sure that I'm not the only one confused here. What does Simon think of all this? Just think... he's standing in his 4,000 square ft. bathroom looking in his 3,000$ mirror, checking out his new 2,000$ v-neck shirt and he gets a call... from his 1000$ cell phone. "Excuse me Sir, just letting you know that Jenifer Lopez is replacing you on American Idol. Have a nice day."
Well, we'll just have to see what happens. If Simon storms in, wide eyed and dangerous, heading for the judges table, don't say I told you so.
P.S. and just so you know, according to the radio, (the place of all great information) Ellen and Kara are leaving too.... So I guess they have been talking about Bret Michaels? Confused. Just confused.
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