the insane asylum.... called school.

Well I could make up another excuse for my laziness, but that comes later. Now, I must rant.... about how much school shouldn't be there tomorrow.

For myself, this break has been pretty awesome, and it didn't even go by too fast! This is probably because I was holding on to it for my dear life and sanity. Dear life, because as much as teachers think, 5 hours of sleep a night isn't very good for you. It actually is quite counter productive.... and like everything else, leads to death. But  really, everything truly does lead to death.... breathing leads to death eventually. It doesn't matter how many times you brush your teeth, or you eat the salad instead of the cookie, or you chop off all your hair and donate it. eventually you will die. Eating leads to death, school leads to death, homework speeds up the process, lectures take a few years off, and even reading this post leads to death. That's all life is: one big happy dying party. See just how well you do at life while you die. And if you make it into the Darwin awards, Your a true hero. You have truly accomplished something in life.
Sanity, because even though you may sugar coat school by saying its "mental weightlifting", (which truly is trying to roll poop in sugar.... lovely visual) it doesn't work. I'm sorry. My sanity and my health come before my mental buffness. This proves that the AP reading list is just another way of English teachers making a hit list. " ooh we could definitely take out these kids with Jane Ayre.... YES! Little Women will take about 50 years off of their life.... we can finish it off with some Moby Dick.... I think that we want to take this persons hopes and dreams out with Emma..... mission accomplished!"
It might not go down exactly like that, but I'm pretty sure they have that general goal in mind. I'm just saying. I'm not really excited to go back to school.