Yes, that would be the day of the week.... and I feel like posting... so I am going to post... in the form of... an entirely messed up story about nothing in particular.
Once upon a a time there lived a Zebra who lived in a desert called Mars. This Zebra was so conveniently named Oil Lampido for no apparent reason at all. He liked to play an odd instrument called the viopanguitharp. He just happened to be the most famous Zebra in Mars because of his ability to play the Viopanguitharp. He had so much fame and fortune from his talent that he was presented a large estate by the Emperor of Mars who was called Folder Von Klondike. He was a bunny. An evil bunny who wanted to take over the universe with his unstoppable cunning wit and his custom made whiskers. Oblivious to the deep desires of this Emperor bunnies heart, Oil was delighted with his present. The estate included and was limited to: a passage to Narnia, The TARTIS, the one eyed witch, and a good looking bar of Swiss chocolate. In this estate Oil was sure he had found pure happiness. Emperor Folder however had different plans. He had poisoned the chocolate, because he knew that Oil was in his way of taking over the universe. However, because the Emperor was so small, and because his whiskers were faulty, he had not thought about what bunny poison did to a zebra. So, the poison didn't kill Oil, and he was able to take over the universe. So that's the story of the day. Never take zebra's for granted by using their hide for a rug. It's disrespectful.
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