Shakespeare

Lets say... good ol' Will never meant any of his plays to be tragic... Lets say Romeo and Juliepoop was a romantic comedy...
Romeo, Romeo! Where fort art thou Romeo?
-I'm on a horse.... HEEAHHH!!! Shall I compare thee to a summers day?

With the old fat harry guys on the beach?

And the big horse poop roasting in the hay…

Upon your gold boat eaten by a leach......

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?

-Yup. And then i slap your snout. 

So You get the idea... just a thought.... think about all the possibilities... Macbeth? or big Mac?.... beth....